Monday, March 25, 2013


A Rohit who was driving a car with Bhabhi ji was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took
The Rohit says, “What’s the problem, officer?”
Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”
Rohit: “No sir, I was going 65.”
Bhabhi ji: “Oh, Rohit. You were going 80.” (The Rohit gave Bhabhi ji a dirty look.)
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. ”
Rohit: “Broken taillight? I didn’t know about a broken taillight!”
Bhabhi ji: “Oh Rohit, you’ve known about that taillight for weeks.” (The Rohit gave Bhabhi ji another dirty look.)
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.”
Rohit: “Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”
Bhabhi ji: “Oh Rohit, you never wear your seat belt.”
The Rohit turned to Bhabhi ji and yelled, “SHUT YOUR MOUTH!”
The officer turned to the Bhabhi and asked, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”
The Bhabhi ji said, “No, only when he’s drunk.”

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