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An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife's ticket free.
Doctor to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant to him and keep him in good mood, don’t discuss your problems, don’t demand new clothes or gold jewels. Do this for one year and he will be fine.
The husband responds in a low tone: "Let me call you back later honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen.”
Cool message by a woman: Dear mother-in-law, "don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement."
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches how to choose a wife.
Wife: last night I had a dream that you were sending me jewellery and clothes! Just then my eyes opened.
A recently fired stock trader said, "This is worse than divorce. I have lost everything and I still have my wife !!!! "
Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!